I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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