whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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