Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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