physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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