So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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