did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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