At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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