I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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