An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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