how can u be prego again
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
