Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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