I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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