I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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