I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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