you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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