alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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