It's just like the Real World with babies
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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