Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the day after is always just damage control
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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