just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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