no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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