let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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