I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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