i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
