My brain says no but my pants say off.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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