the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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