How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just found puke in my bra..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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