Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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