I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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