I need help removing her.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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