My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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