It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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