Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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