office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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