I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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