there was a trapeze. enough said
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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