Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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