The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i think im in europe. pls send help
i believe in u and ur pee
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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