I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
it glows. i had to have it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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