Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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