Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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