The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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