I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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