Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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