There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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