Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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