So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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