: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
home. puking in laundry basket.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Two words: nipple clamps
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