Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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