"it" just moved
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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