I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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